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Created on 2007-05-16 04:24:29 (#12953708), last updated 2009-11-03
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Basic Info| Name: | reijiro75 |
|---|---|
| Birthdate: | 1975 |
| Location: | Perth, Western Australia, Australia |
| Website: | My Profile on Pizzas and Scrolls |
BioI'm a boring housewife with an unhealthy obsession with a certain band of night-stalking terrapins. If I can waste time reading / writing / talking / drawing / dreaming ninja turtles rather than doing housework, I'm happy!
It's not all that often I friend others. Not because I'm not friendly, I'm just not hugely outgoing most of the time. But I friend pretty much everyone who friends me, esp if I've seen you around and about in the TMNT fandom.
Thanks for this awesome avvie Kismet! ^^
Most of my scribblings, and the writings of many of my favourite authors, can be found here;
I'm also one half of the team behind the Adult Fan Fiction Awards (AFFA) that are run every year for the TMNT fandom. The AFFA has become much more than an annual competition, with it's own website dedicated to the Competition itself. There is also an AFFA Forum upon which anyone can have their input into the competition at any time of the year, as well as generally have a lot of fun in an adult-orientated and open-minded environment. Fanfics, fan art, RPG and just about anything else can be found upon the AFFA Forum. There is even a large section devoted to those who do not wish to access adult material. Check out the AFFA Forum here;
engelina is my partner in crime in running the AFFA, and the one who has made most of the awesome banners you can see here (I did the art for the Pizzas and Scrolls banner, but engelina did the magic to make it clickable). You can check out engelina's wonderful art and fics at her website, here;
Moody Raph Mood Theme images care of Dorkish Donna.
LIBRARY OF MY WORKS
Unless stated otherwise, all of these works are fan-fiction based upon the TMNT franchise.
Disclaimer: I don’t own the TMNT, or any related characters (much to their relief, I’m sure!) If there is anything else in any of my works that you recognise from somewhere else, then I don’t own that either.
KEY
Title
Summary
Rating & Warnings
Chapters (First Published Date) [LINK to latest version]
Accolades
THE TAUSHA TALES
A look at an alternate path the lives of the TMNT may have taken after the third season of the Y2K toon. Contains spoilers for various episodes of the Y2K Toon; seasons 1, 2 and 3. The episodes 'Exodus I' and Exodus II' that occur at the end of season 3 in particular.
Nominated ‘Best Series’ – Fan Fiction Awards 2006
Nominated ‘Best OC’ (Tausha) – Fan Fiction Awards 2006
TT1: Cells and Serpents
During a skirmish with a Purple Dragon newbie Raph manages to lose a sai. What will it take to get it back?
Rated M. Contains strong coarse language, occasional moderate violence, and adult themes.
Chapters 1-10 (2005), Chapters 11-25 + Epilogue (2006) [LINK]
Nominated ‘Best Raph Scene’ (Epilogue) – Adult Fan Fiction Awards 2006
TT2: Celebrations and Revelations
According to the sage wisdom of Mr Casey Jones there are some events in life that, if you remember the entire celebration for them, you just haven’t done it right. Sigh, need I say more?
Rated M. Contains strong coarse language, occasional moderate violence, and occasional strong adult themes.
Chapters 1-14 (2006), Chapters 15-20 + Epilogue (2007) [LINK]
Nominated ‘Best Drama’ – Fan Fiction Awards 2006
TT3: Curse of the Broken Pearl
Of turtles and tall ships… Is the pearl a curse, or a blessing? After all, the difference between the two is often nothing more than a point of view.
Rated M. Contains strong coarse language, occasional strong violence, and occasional strong adult themes.
Chapters 1-10 (2007), Chapters 11-14 (2008), Chapter 15-17 + Epilogue (2009) [LINK]
TT4: Animals
Turtles, humans, we're all mere animals...
Rated NC-17. Features explicit heterosexual foreplay. This story isn’t integral to the overall story line, so it’s not a ‘must read’ if you are following the series and want to skip this one.
Chapters 1-3 (2007) [LINK]
TT5: Hallmark Holiday *WIP
Two teens in lust, and it's Valentine's Day...
NC-17. Features explicit heterosexual sex scenes, strong course language, strong adult themes and occasional moderate violence.
Chapters 1-3 (2007), Chapters 4-7 (2008) [LINK]
Nominated ‘Most Outstanding OC Character’ – Adult Fan Fiction Awards 2008
Patriot
Home is where the heart is.
Rated PG.
Chapter 1 (2008) [LINK]
Only Human
Even Raphael can question his beliefs, at times.
Rated NC-17. Contains an explicit heterosexual sex scene and strong adult themes.
Chapter 1 (2006) [LINK]
2nd Place ‘Best Twist’ – Adult Fan Fiction Awards 2006
Santa’s real i’nt ‘e?
Christmas to a 3 year old is a magical discovery. But when your father is one of the world’s greatest cynics it’s not always easy...
Rated PG-13. Features occasional course language and mild adult themes.
Chapter 1-3 (2005) [LINK]
3rd Place ‘Best Holiday’ – Fan Fiction Awards 2006
Birds ‘n’ Bees
Every parent knows they're gonna get this question...
Rated PG-13. Contains mild course language and mild adult themes.
Chapter 1 (2005) [LINK]
LET ME TELL YOU A STORY…
A collection of one-shots exploring aspects of the TMNT from the 'outside'. Inspired somewhat by the format of the 'Tales of the TMNT' comics; each story is told from the POV of a single character, but never the TMNT themselves. Some of these stories may be told by other canon characters, but the majority are tales from Joe or Jane Bloggs who inadvertently gets exposed to an aspect of the TMNT in some way. These tales are not necessarily interconnected in any way, and they are not confined to any one canon version.
Let me tell you a story… NYPD
Ninja. They strike hard, then fade away. With hardly a trace.
Rated M. Contains some mild coarse language, strong violence and horror themes. Includes a Canon Character death.
Chapter 1 (2008) [LINK]
Won 1st Place ‘Best Horror’ – Fan Fiction Awards 2008
Nominated ‘Strangest Scene’ – Fan Fiction Awards 2008
Let me tell you a story… Rat
Animal rights; don't take 'em lightly in NYC.
Rated M. Contains moderate violence and horror themes.
Chapter 1 (2008) [LINK]
Let me tell you a story… Succubus
What truly makes a demon...?
Rated NC-17. This story is not erotica, despite containing explicit sexual references. It concerns pedophilia, death and involves sexual conduct with a supernatural being.
Chapter 1 (2008) [LINK]
Won 2nd place ‘Most Outstanding OC Character’ – Adult Fan Fiction Awards 2008
Nominated ‘Best Twist’ – Adult Fan Fiction Awards 2008
Let me tell you a story… Nightwatcher
Not everyone thinks the Nightwatcher is a hero…
Rated M. Contains coarse language, threatened violence and possible spoilers for the 2007 TMNT Movie.
Chapter 1 (2009) [LINK]
OTHER WORKS
The Beauty of Grey *WIP
Splinter has learned a harsh lesson, but how can he reconcile this with his sense of honour? Will he be able to overcome his self-doubt to rejoin his sons as their Master?
Rated M. Contains occasional graphic violence, occasional strong coarse language and adult themes.
Chapter1 (2005), Chapters 2-7 (2006), Chapter 8 (2007) [LINK]
Base Instinct
The only thing worse than being caught off-guard by an attacking enemy, is when the aggressor is a friend.
Rated NC-17. Features rape, explicit heterosexual sex scenes (both consensual and non-consensual), and graphic violence.
Chapter 1 (2007) [LINK]
2nd Place ‘Best Non-Consensual’ – Adult Fan Fiction Awards 2007
Phobia
Raph ain't afraid of nothin'. Or so he says...
Rated M. Contains strong coarse language.
Chapter 1 (2008) [LINK]
Priorities
Family comes first.
Rated G.
Chapter 1 (2007) [LINK]
Hentai
Sometimes the good guys just gotta be bad.
Rated NC-17. Contains an explicit heterosexual foreplay scene involving violet wand play and metal claws. Also features voyeurism.
Chapter 1 (2008) [LINK]
Won 1st place ‘Most Spot-On Supporting Character’ – Adult Fan Fiction Awards 2008
Nominated ‘Best Hentai’ – Adult Fan Fiction Awards 2008
Nominated ‘Best Use of a Prop’ – Adult Fan Fiction Awards 2008
The Wind Whispers Eternal
Two drabbles. Two alternate endings.
Rated PG. Contains implied character death(s).
Chapters 1 & 2 (2008) [LINK]
Beans, beans...
An... 'uplifting' drabble! XD
Rated G. Illustrated by Loolaa!
Chapter 1 (2008) [LINK]
Tragic Hero
A drabble inspired by a prompt from Kinectra - Bishop and Mike interact without Mike screaming like a girl.
Rated M. Contains strong coarse language, moderate violence, and implied torture.
Chapter 1 (2008) [LINK]
Body-warmth
A drabble inspired by a prompt from engelina - two or more turtles, a temperature under 0, and a little bit of awkward cuddling.
Rated PG. Contains very mild coarse language and possible spoilers for the Y2K Toon Episode ‘Tales of Leo’.
Chapter 1 (2009) [LINK]
The sign of a true hero is humility.
Splinter decides his students need to have the lesson ‘actions speak louder than words’ reiterated.
Rated PG. Contains possible spoilers for the 2007 TMNT Movie. Illustrated by Loolaa!
Chapter 1 (2009) [LINK]
Memoirs of a Master
A Kung Fu Panda / TMNT crossover. Master Oogway’s origins have always been shrouded in mystery…
Rated PG-13. Contains spoilers for the TMNT Y2K Toon series, and the movies ‘Kung Fu Panda’ and ‘Secrets of the Furious Five’.
Chapter 1 (2009) [LINK]
Firsts
One first often leads to another…
Rated G.
Chapter 1 (2009) [LINK]
ORIGINAL FICTION (NON-TMNT)
Hoseki *WIP
N/A
Rated M. Features strong violent themes.
Chapter 1 (2007) [LINK]
It's not all that often I friend others. Not because I'm not friendly, I'm just not hugely outgoing most of the time. But I friend pretty much everyone who friends me, esp if I've seen you around and about in the TMNT fandom.
Thanks for this awesome avvie Kismet! ^^Most of my scribblings, and the writings of many of my favourite authors, can be found here;
I'm also one half of the team behind the Adult Fan Fiction Awards (AFFA) that are run every year for the TMNT fandom. The AFFA has become much more than an annual competition, with it's own website dedicated to the Competition itself. There is also an AFFA Forum upon which anyone can have their input into the competition at any time of the year, as well as generally have a lot of fun in an adult-orientated and open-minded environment. Fanfics, fan art, RPG and just about anything else can be found upon the AFFA Forum. There is even a large section devoted to those who do not wish to access adult material. Check out the AFFA Forum here;
engelina is my partner in crime in running the AFFA, and the one who has made most of the awesome banners you can see here (I did the art for the Pizzas and Scrolls banner, but engelina did the magic to make it clickable). You can check out engelina's wonderful art and fics at her website, here;
Moody Raph Mood Theme images care of Dorkish Donna.
LIBRARY OF MY WORKS
Unless stated otherwise, all of these works are fan-fiction based upon the TMNT franchise.
Disclaimer: I don’t own the TMNT, or any related characters (much to their relief, I’m sure!) If there is anything else in any of my works that you recognise from somewhere else, then I don’t own that either.
KEY
Title
Summary
Rating & Warnings
Chapters (First Published Date) [LINK to latest version]
Accolades
THE TAUSHA TALES
A look at an alternate path the lives of the TMNT may have taken after the third season of the Y2K toon. Contains spoilers for various episodes of the Y2K Toon; seasons 1, 2 and 3. The episodes 'Exodus I' and Exodus II' that occur at the end of season 3 in particular.
Nominated ‘Best Series’ – Fan Fiction Awards 2006
Nominated ‘Best OC’ (Tausha) – Fan Fiction Awards 2006
TT1: Cells and Serpents
During a skirmish with a Purple Dragon newbie Raph manages to lose a sai. What will it take to get it back?
Rated M. Contains strong coarse language, occasional moderate violence, and adult themes.
Chapters 1-10 (2005), Chapters 11-25 + Epilogue (2006) [LINK]
Nominated ‘Best Raph Scene’ (Epilogue) – Adult Fan Fiction Awards 2006
TT2: Celebrations and Revelations
According to the sage wisdom of Mr Casey Jones there are some events in life that, if you remember the entire celebration for them, you just haven’t done it right. Sigh, need I say more?
Rated M. Contains strong coarse language, occasional moderate violence, and occasional strong adult themes.
Chapters 1-14 (2006), Chapters 15-20 + Epilogue (2007) [LINK]
Nominated ‘Best Drama’ – Fan Fiction Awards 2006
TT3: Curse of the Broken Pearl
Of turtles and tall ships… Is the pearl a curse, or a blessing? After all, the difference between the two is often nothing more than a point of view.
Rated M. Contains strong coarse language, occasional strong violence, and occasional strong adult themes.
Chapters 1-10 (2007), Chapters 11-14 (2008), Chapter 15-17 + Epilogue (2009) [LINK]
TT4: Animals
Turtles, humans, we're all mere animals...
Rated NC-17. Features explicit heterosexual foreplay. This story isn’t integral to the overall story line, so it’s not a ‘must read’ if you are following the series and want to skip this one.
Chapters 1-3 (2007) [LINK]
TT5: Hallmark Holiday *WIP
Two teens in lust, and it's Valentine's Day...
NC-17. Features explicit heterosexual sex scenes, strong course language, strong adult themes and occasional moderate violence.
Chapters 1-3 (2007), Chapters 4-7 (2008) [LINK]
Nominated ‘Most Outstanding OC Character’ – Adult Fan Fiction Awards 2008
Patriot
Home is where the heart is.
Rated PG.
Chapter 1 (2008) [LINK]
Only Human
Even Raphael can question his beliefs, at times.
Rated NC-17. Contains an explicit heterosexual sex scene and strong adult themes.
Chapter 1 (2006) [LINK]
2nd Place ‘Best Twist’ – Adult Fan Fiction Awards 2006
Santa’s real i’nt ‘e?
Christmas to a 3 year old is a magical discovery. But when your father is one of the world’s greatest cynics it’s not always easy...
Rated PG-13. Features occasional course language and mild adult themes.
Chapter 1-3 (2005) [LINK]
3rd Place ‘Best Holiday’ – Fan Fiction Awards 2006
Birds ‘n’ Bees
Every parent knows they're gonna get this question...
Rated PG-13. Contains mild course language and mild adult themes.
Chapter 1 (2005) [LINK]
LET ME TELL YOU A STORY…
A collection of one-shots exploring aspects of the TMNT from the 'outside'. Inspired somewhat by the format of the 'Tales of the TMNT' comics; each story is told from the POV of a single character, but never the TMNT themselves. Some of these stories may be told by other canon characters, but the majority are tales from Joe or Jane Bloggs who inadvertently gets exposed to an aspect of the TMNT in some way. These tales are not necessarily interconnected in any way, and they are not confined to any one canon version.
Let me tell you a story… NYPD
Ninja. They strike hard, then fade away. With hardly a trace.
Rated M. Contains some mild coarse language, strong violence and horror themes. Includes a Canon Character death.
Chapter 1 (2008) [LINK]
Won 1st Place ‘Best Horror’ – Fan Fiction Awards 2008
Nominated ‘Strangest Scene’ – Fan Fiction Awards 2008
Let me tell you a story… Rat
Animal rights; don't take 'em lightly in NYC.
Rated M. Contains moderate violence and horror themes.
Chapter 1 (2008) [LINK]
Let me tell you a story… Succubus
What truly makes a demon...?
Rated NC-17. This story is not erotica, despite containing explicit sexual references. It concerns pedophilia, death and involves sexual conduct with a supernatural being.
Chapter 1 (2008) [LINK]
Won 2nd place ‘Most Outstanding OC Character’ – Adult Fan Fiction Awards 2008
Nominated ‘Best Twist’ – Adult Fan Fiction Awards 2008
Let me tell you a story… Nightwatcher
Not everyone thinks the Nightwatcher is a hero…
Rated M. Contains coarse language, threatened violence and possible spoilers for the 2007 TMNT Movie.
Chapter 1 (2009) [LINK]
OTHER WORKS
The Beauty of Grey *WIP
Splinter has learned a harsh lesson, but how can he reconcile this with his sense of honour? Will he be able to overcome his self-doubt to rejoin his sons as their Master?
Rated M. Contains occasional graphic violence, occasional strong coarse language and adult themes.
Chapter1 (2005), Chapters 2-7 (2006), Chapter 8 (2007) [LINK]
Base Instinct
The only thing worse than being caught off-guard by an attacking enemy, is when the aggressor is a friend.
Rated NC-17. Features rape, explicit heterosexual sex scenes (both consensual and non-consensual), and graphic violence.
Chapter 1 (2007) [LINK]
2nd Place ‘Best Non-Consensual’ – Adult Fan Fiction Awards 2007
Phobia
Raph ain't afraid of nothin'. Or so he says...
Rated M. Contains strong coarse language.
Chapter 1 (2008) [LINK]
Priorities
Family comes first.
Rated G.
Chapter 1 (2007) [LINK]
Hentai
Sometimes the good guys just gotta be bad.
Rated NC-17. Contains an explicit heterosexual foreplay scene involving violet wand play and metal claws. Also features voyeurism.
Chapter 1 (2008) [LINK]
Won 1st place ‘Most Spot-On Supporting Character’ – Adult Fan Fiction Awards 2008
Nominated ‘Best Hentai’ – Adult Fan Fiction Awards 2008
Nominated ‘Best Use of a Prop’ – Adult Fan Fiction Awards 2008
The Wind Whispers Eternal
Two drabbles. Two alternate endings.
Rated PG. Contains implied character death(s).
Chapters 1 & 2 (2008) [LINK]
Beans, beans...
An... 'uplifting' drabble! XD
Rated G. Illustrated by Loolaa!
Chapter 1 (2008) [LINK]
Tragic Hero
A drabble inspired by a prompt from Kinectra - Bishop and Mike interact without Mike screaming like a girl.
Rated M. Contains strong coarse language, moderate violence, and implied torture.
Chapter 1 (2008) [LINK]
Body-warmth
A drabble inspired by a prompt from engelina - two or more turtles, a temperature under 0, and a little bit of awkward cuddling.
Rated PG. Contains very mild coarse language and possible spoilers for the Y2K Toon Episode ‘Tales of Leo’.
Chapter 1 (2009) [LINK]
The sign of a true hero is humility.
Splinter decides his students need to have the lesson ‘actions speak louder than words’ reiterated.
Rated PG. Contains possible spoilers for the 2007 TMNT Movie. Illustrated by Loolaa!
Chapter 1 (2009) [LINK]
Memoirs of a Master
A Kung Fu Panda / TMNT crossover. Master Oogway’s origins have always been shrouded in mystery…
Rated PG-13. Contains spoilers for the TMNT Y2K Toon series, and the movies ‘Kung Fu Panda’ and ‘Secrets of the Furious Five’.
Chapter 1 (2009) [LINK]
Firsts
One first often leads to another…
Rated G.
Chapter 1 (2009) [LINK]
ORIGINAL FICTION (NON-TMNT)
Hoseki *WIP
N/A
Rated M. Features strong violent themes.
Chapter 1 (2007) [LINK]
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